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Paul..you need more than a day off once in a while Mate..you deserve a Putty medal for all you are doing for us!
YUP! That’s the business end of my Sacha!
from the CD Old Dogs
The twiddly bits song for you…blimey it worked!
It’s an urban myth and she got smacked in the face, so trying to do too much there is a taddy iffy…she’s liable to test her teeth on me again!
There are things to buy that do it, but again..she has a nasty temper when I try doing things like that Thanks anyway.Oh no!..My dog just came in smelling of skunk…and as she is a beagle she is running around trying to get the scent out of her nose as that has more sensitivity to smells than any other dog….*sighs* now I have to live with that for a week or so.
That’s her appointment to the doggie grooming place cancelled for a while..they don’t accept pongy dogsbig blushes ? there is supposed to be a blushing face here..it went walkies in the transfer!
Thanks for the praises…made my day,,,sorely needed..now the ruddy fridge is leaking on the kitchen floor every time it does a defrost cycle..*sighs*never rains but it pours and floods!
Later I’ll have a bash at the alphabet challenges..I hope!
Well..after a week of wet outside..thunderstorms and inside with a toilet overflowing, washer pump coming apart and flooding the kitchen, and the sink drainaway unable to do so as the ground is now too waterlogged to absorb it, so I have had to make a temporary pit to collect it…I spent some time totting up a tale to tickle all your twiddly bits
Ten thousand turbaned Turks, totally testosterone tranced, tried towing
their thirty three ton trebuchet twenty two times though terrible terrain,
thoroughly treacly tundra, tortuous thorny thickets, towards the terrified
Torquay townspeople trapped trembling throughout this terrifying
threat.Thankfully they thought to take their tiny tots through tunnels to
trains transporting things to Totnes. Then the tipsy tradespeople tied their
treasures to trailers, towed them to the Terminus, trashed the ticket
towers, taking the trams the troupe tallied their togetherness..tailors,
typists, teachers, telephonists, tutors, tellers, threshers, tractor trailer
truckers, trimmers, testers, tree trimmers, treasurers, tobacconists,
threaders,tilers, technicians, totters, traffic ticketmasters, trappers,
timekeepers, tanners, trombonists, typesetters, trussers, translators. They
traipsed towards the Torbay theaters, to tell their tales to those
townspeople, telling them to think that the terrible torturing Turks
threatened them too, towards tea time.word count 134`…and there are probably more ‘T’ trades but I didn’t want to cheat by looking them up
now to get back to mopping up the mess around here
gif of a dog with an itchy bum !!
Actually it indicates a problem with the glands there. I had to take mine regularly to the vet to have her release the build up..I wasn’t about to try it myself as Sacha bared her teeth the minute I touched her tail..NO male..not even her human was allowed at that end!
In your dreams..lol
I do still manage that…in my dreams that is……leaves me shattered next morning though.
He saved himself with a ninety oner..
I I he’s done it again! Ninety oner….what’s that? Oral sex with a 22 yr old?
..Get your soddin’ feet off it!
If Melanie has sodding feet, perhaps she could walk over my lawn and replace the patches destroyed by the dog doing her doings, and a blasted skunk looking for grubs.?
